July 20th, 2014

xenophilia-lovegood:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

(via cloudymcmuffin)

Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.
Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via blurrymelancholy)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via lyonsheart)

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: doutzenkros, via madsmikkelsass)

July 19th, 2014

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via hi)

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

(via iamjacksexistentialcrisis)

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

image

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

(Source: andrewsatanhussie, via theladydalek)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via asexualfriend)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via a-crooked-heart)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via iamjacksexistentialcrisis)

sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

(Source: poultergeiszler, via theladydalek)

Ellen Page for Flare Magazine, June 2014 

(Source: ellie2210, via killthefez)

theroyaltenenblarghs:

lipstickstainedlove:

descentintotyranny:

Israel begins its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip

Fucking signal boost this shit

This is one of the most horrific things happening in the world and yet I can’t seem to find out any news about it.

Ambulances are being shot by tanks. Doctors, civilians, children playing on the beach and everyone else are all being killed.

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