26 year old boring person here. This blog is mainly for the funnier things in life, but also things I have found that have opened my eyes a little wider (all of these things will be reblogged from other more interesting people)
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then when Vader meets his son in law (!) the next time for a nice meal he gets shot at and he’s like okay I’m freezing this son of a bitch for later
You know, I’ve never read Star Wars as “friendly drug dealer gets caught up in the drama of the most extra family in the galaxy”… but maybe I should
My brother’s girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it’s completely free if you’re in one of the “at risk” groups.
“What does that mean,” he asks. “It’s free if you’re gay,” he’s told. “Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or…?” “Just put in a check mark here.”
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he’s stingy as it gets. So now he’s officially gay. Congrats bro.
“Doctor, give it to me straight” “You sure, there’s a fee” “… Give it to me gay”
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he’d have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
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